Content Cucumber Audit

See a real AI + SEO audit
before you ever fill out a brief

This is a genuine Content Cucumber audit, start to finish. We ran it on our own commerce demo: a fast, beautiful, well-written B2B store that is invisible to the AI answer layer. Every score, Core Web Vitals figure, and live AI engine result is real and unaltered. It is the exact format and depth you receive.

  • The full out-of-100 health score with a nine-category breakdown, the same one we run on every paid audit
  • A live four-engine AI citation test (OpenAI, Gemini, Perplexity, Claude) with per-engine scores and share-of-voice donuts
  • Real Core Web Vitals, schema, Open Graph, and crawlability findings, Pass / Partial / Fail per check
  • Why a fast, attractive store can still score 0% in the AI answer layer, and what it costs you
  • The 90-day roadmap and the exact production model that earns AI citation
See a real AI + SEO audit<br><em>before you ever fill out a brief</em>
Prepared by Content Cucumber. HubSpot Solutions Partner. 30+ years in commerce.

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Free. No obligation. Add your URL and a real person on our team runs your audit. You also get the example audit above, so you can see the exact format and depth first.

What We Do, Step by Step

Every image below is a real page from a real audit we ran. Here is the work behind each one, in the order we run it.

1. We capture your site as it is

We start by capturing your site as it renders, then frame the audit around your real buyer and the channel they search in. Every finding from here references that snapshot, so nothing in the report is theoretical.

1. We capture your site as it is

2. We score you out of 100, nine categories

We score the site across nine weighted categories, from crawlability and schema to Core Web Vitals and AI search, with AI split into infrastructure and measured outcome. You see where you stand at a glance and which category is dragging the rest down.

2. We score you out of 100, nine categories

3. We show you the full scope up front

We lay out the entire nine-part deliverable before the findings start. You know what you are getting and why each part is in there. A scoped list of what you receive.

3. We show you the full scope up front

4. We read what your site reports

We pull the ground truth from a live request. Platform, edge, analytics, schema, sitemap, robots, llms.txt, and Open Graph, captured as the site reports it rather than assumed. Every later recommendation builds on this.

4. We read what your site reports

5. We surface what is holding the score down

We isolate the two or three issues costing you, each with what is broken, why it matters to your buyer, and what to ship. You get the things that move the needle first, not a 200-item dump you will never work through.

5. We surface what is holding the score down

6. We grade every check, with severity

Each category gets a check-by-check table. Pass, Partial, or Fail against a fixed threshold, every item tagged Critical, High, Medium, or Low. Your team can work it line by line without translation.

6. We grade every check, with severity

7. We hand you the code for the fixes

Where the fix is code, we write the code. Schema blocks, Open Graph, llms.txt, ready to paste. The roadmap is yours to ship whether or not you ever work with us.

7. We hand you the code for the fixes

8. We test how AI represents you, live

We run your brand through ChatGPT, Claude, Perplexity, and Gemini on real category queries. Per-engine score, share of voice, and the competitors the engines name instead of you. This is the number most audits never give you.

8. We test how AI represents you, live

9. We sequence it into a 90-day plan

We turn the findings into a dated plan. What to ship first, what pays off later, and when to re-measure. Front-loaded so the quick wins land in week one.

9. We sequence it into a 90-day plan

10. We connect findings to outcomes

We tie every fix to an outcome and a clear engagement structure. A one-time foundation sprint closes the technical gaps, then a content cadence earns AI citation over time. We price to the deliverables you receive.

10. We connect findings to outcomes

11. We give you the verdict and the model

We close with a plain-language verdict and the exact production model that moves the number. This is a fast, beautiful commerce store that still scores 0% in the AI answer layer. The technical half is an afternoon. The authority half is the content, and that is the lesson that maps straight onto your site.

11. We give you the verdict and the model